Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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