Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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