no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so let's talk penis.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
