reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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