question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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