What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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