my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
only if we run a train.
done.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Be still, my beating vagina.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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