everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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