There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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