My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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