Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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