so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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