what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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