butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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