I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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