Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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