got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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