then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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