I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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