Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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