Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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