At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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