Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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