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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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