This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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