Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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