Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
