brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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