no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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