I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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