My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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