Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
MIDGETS
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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