a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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