That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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