The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize