so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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