If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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