FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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