if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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