Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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