Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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