im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we're so committed to being not committed
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