There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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