The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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