Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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