You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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