...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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