is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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