Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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