omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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