out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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