that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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