He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ketchup is God's man juice
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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