absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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